My battery was running low on my phone (P9981) so I grabbed my power bank to charge it. A
few minutes later, some guy suddenly came at my side of the car and
said something I didnt quite hear and immediately shouted "wetin?",
leaning sideways incase he became aggressive but he hurriedly walked
away, then I heard something move from the front passenger side, I
looked and saw some else running away, then it occured to me what had
jus happened, f@#* my phone!
(i was charging it and left it on the seat
with the power bank, silly idea) i quickly searched the seat and lo and
behold, my phone was still there. The fool had taken my power bank and USB wire instead. You see, the power bank looks like an iphone, slick,
black gloss infront and chrome behind. I got alot of compliments for it.
That must have deceived him.
People around saw that someone stretched into my car and ran with
something and no one showed any sign of empathy or alerted me of the
theft as i was skilflully distracted by the other guy.
Anyway,
as i drove on, with my windows "over up", i started reflecting on how
lucky i was and then i became increasingly upset that i fell for that
cheap trick. I made up my mind and turned back when i got to the 3 round
about. I had a feeling that by then, they would have realised it wasnt a
phone. As i apprached the exact spot where i was robbed, on the other
lane, i saw the boy who distracted with about 8other boys looking on for
their next victim (i assumed). Then i wound down and shouted, "ona dey
plan another robbery abi, you think say ona sharp abi, you no see my
phone carry, thiefffff, oleeeee!!!!"
They turned around and
one of the boys asks, "who rob you?" and i pointed at the boy, he
immediately denied it, saying he wasnt a thief but the other boys who
apparently didnt know him, were street hawkers, attempted to grab him
and then he ran, manoeuving between cars in that traffic. I immediately
hit the gas, to see if i could intercept him. By the time i made it back
to the other lane, they had caught up with him, he attempted to scale
the wired fence LCC installed but his foot got tangled in the fence, he
was dragged down and pounced on him heavily. I got down, popped my
trunk, took out the jack winder and introduced it to his back (which i
regret now). All the while he kept denying it but couldnt give a good
reason for being on the road.
Passers by also had their share,
some people said they had been robbing people in traffic for about
2weeks straight, tonight was for the owners.
I decided it was a
matter for the police & so i called the RRS at lekki ikoyi toll.
They were there in 10minutes. I explained what happened, he attempted to
deny it still, half way through his denial, he recieved two solid
policeman slap. One of them asked, "oga wetin make we do with this one
as we no fit prosecute am, normally, we go carry all these born throwey
go lagoon fire them" I said NO OH! That they should lock him up and
drill him till he produces all his accomplices. They bondled him in
handcuffs and took him away.
Surprisingly, they didnt ask for money but guess who did, the street hawkers...
My
narration is long but i need to detail you to be able to visualise the
whole drama. It felt good, who knows, he could have graduated to gun
point robbery
Im sure there are Libers who have had similar experiences, have you?
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